77 Ridiculous Pick-up Lines

by Ronnie Reede, Aug 12, 2008
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Humorous pick-up lines that will crack you up!
  1. Can I borrow your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
  2. Have I seen you before? Oh yeah! I saw you in the dictionary next to the word KABLAM!!!
  3. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business
  4. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  5. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  6. Are your pants from outer space? 'Cause your butt is out of this world,=.
  7. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  8. Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
  9. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
  10. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away.
  11. Don't you know me from somewhere?
  12. My love for you is like diarrhea - I can't hold it in
  13. Do you have a library card?'Cause I"d like to check you out
  14. Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. (Oh Really. What is that?) It's just that your number's not in it.
  15. You've got all the curves, and I've got all the angles
  16. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
  17. If you were a booger I would pick you first.
  18. You stole my heart. But that's okay. I have another one at home in the fridge.
  19. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  20. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You've got fine written all over you.
  21. Does my breath smell okay?
  22. Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.
  23. Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
  24. My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! It must be 15 minutes fast.
  25. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
  26. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
  27. Do you sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
  28. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
  29. People call me John, but you can call me tonight!
  30. Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
  31. You turn my software into hardware!
  32. (Fall in front of a girl) Wow, I've never fallen for a girl like you before.
  33. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
  34. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
  35. Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see!
  36. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  37. I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.
  38. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
  39. Can I even get a fake number?
  40. I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
  41. Damn, I'm glad I'm not blind!
  42. If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
  43. Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.
  44. I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle!
  45. Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Because I cut my knee when I fell for you.
  46. Well here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  47. You smell. Let's shower.
  48. Oh baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
  49. Are you an alarm clock? 'Cause you opened my eyes
  50. Are you a zoo? Because you bring the animal out in me.
  51. Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  52. Do you know why I can't see any stars tonight? You outshine them.
  53. Let's save water. Let's shower together.
  54. My neck hurts, because as soon as you walked by I whipped my head!
  55. What pick-up line actually works on you?
  56. Did you get those jeans on sale? Because at my house their 100% off.
  57. Hi, I'm Fun. I don't think you've had me yet.
  58. Are your parents terrorists? Because you're the bomb.
  59. Wanna go behind a rock and get a little boulder?
  60. If I follow the rainbow will I get you in the end?
  61. Good thing I'm not flammable because you're smoking hot.
  62. Do you like water? (Yes) Then you already like 70 percent of me.
  63. If you held six roses in front of a mirror you'd see seven of the most beautiful things in the world.
  64. I'm like a clock and you're the batteries. Without you my world would end!
  65. Hey can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for me to reach.
  66. Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
  67. You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly!
  68. Hey my name is John, but you can call me later!
  69. Are you religious? (Why?) Because you're the answer to my prayers.
  70. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
  71. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
  72. Let's play chess. You turn off the light and I'll make the first move!
  73. Can I take your temperature?
  74. Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you.
  75. That shirt is awful. Take it off now!
  76. Baby do you have a license? 'Cause you're driving me crazy
  77. You'll do.
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Comments (28)
#1 by Jen
Aug 12, 2008
Number 63 is actually pretty sweet. I don't know if it would work, but it's cute.
#2 by Spelling Nazi
Aug 13, 2008
It's spelled "ridiculous"...
#3 by CN
Aug 13, 2008
29 and 68 are remarkably similar....
#4 by ass man
Aug 13, 2008
77 is the b e s t!
#5 by Paul Corvus
Aug 13, 2008
Some of these are amazing... Great list.
#6 by dabomb
Aug 13, 2008
that was hilarious, I totally enjoyed this article, great job

https://www.triond.com/users/dabomb
#7 by Heart Stone
Aug 13, 2008
That was cute and little bit funny.
#8 by blackoutt
Aug 13, 2008
to think other people spent there time working on this pick up lines. if only they worked lol
#9 by Noel Baird
Aug 13, 2008
I can't beleive people fall for some of those lines.
But I can beleive men use them.
#10 by thestickman
Aug 13, 2008
Awww... -that's so cute! And funny!

You know, DaVinci allegedly keep 'a record' like this, but of euphamisms of the time, of ...the male sex organ! Yeah, a lesser-known DaVinci fact. I suppose today that list would include such contemporary terms such as "Johnson", "Wang", etc... :-\ Whatever..
#11 by Reader
Aug 13, 2008
Hah, I like 63 and 26, which are actually pretty cute...but 29 and 68 are almost the same!!
#12 by Kalista Leow
Aug 14, 2008
I love it. It keeps me laughing and laughing and laughing. Totally awesome and super funny.
#13 by AmyLynn
Aug 14, 2008
#59 was the best by far!!!!! hilarious
#14 by Linnea Blue
Aug 14, 2008
What about, "Hey are you Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!"
#15 by sean
Aug 14, 2008
thats well funny!!! im printing them off and using them
#16 by RJ Chamberlain
Aug 14, 2008
Some great lines here mate. Nice work!
#17 by Malik Amandla
Aug 14, 2008
This is very funny and witty. I really enjoyed reading this.
#18 by khalina
Aug 14, 2008
LMFAO!! omg ur great!!
#19 by Stein
Aug 14, 2008
How about "Hey baby, you know what chloroform smells like?"
#20 by Karen N
Aug 15, 2008
Cute article :)
#21 by I was stumbling and found this one written months ago:
Aug 15, 2008
http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Animal/Its-a-Jungle-Out-There-The-Best-Gorilla-Pick-Up-Lines.144881
#22 by Lissette Benitez de Cruz
Aug 15, 2008
Really nice! I liked it very much.
#23 by rebrecon
Aug 16, 2008
Hey my name is John, but you can call me later!

People call me John, but you can call me tonight!
are same almost =]
#24 by Viktor
Aug 17, 2008
How about. Nice Shoes. Wanna %$@*?
#25 by Dani
Aug 17, 2008
How about

- Is your dad a baker? Because you've got nice buns

- Nice legs, when do they open?

- Those jeans would look better on my bedroom floor

- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock

- Aren't you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'm put "U" and "I" together

- Hey baby, want to be a STUD? because I've got the STD and all I need is U
#26 by bgu
Nov 3, 2008
do you work at subway? because you sure are giving me a foot long.
#27 by Diomed
Nov 4, 2008
Girl, your body is like a wrench, cause when I think about it my nuts tighten.
#28 by  Jo Bingham
Nov 19, 2008
According to your article on How To Stay Clean, #47 really needs a mate. I hope the line worked for him. Lol

* (¯`·. ¤ Jo
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