Some days are just plain bad. Everything seems to be going wrong. You try to make things go better for you but in the end you just don't succeed. You know that you're having a bad day if…
- You notice that all your pairs of socks are mismatched
- Your wife has sent you on a very important errand, and you've forgotten what it was
- You get an audit letter in the mail
- You get a flat tire on your way to work
- Your boss tells you that he is going to have to cut your pay and benefits in order to keep you employed with the company
- You burn your toast and your scrambled eggs come out runny
- You write a check that bounces higher than the bounciest rubber ball
- You forget your wife's wedding anniversary. You know that you are going to end up sleeping in the garage.
- Your football team has just lost a game by the score of 55 to 3
- You just received your alimony papers in the mail
- You burn a hole in your pants while ironing
- You have a power failure, and you end up oversleeping for two hours
- You are about to go to your friend's birthday party when your mother tells you that you can't go until after your piano lesson
- Your girlfriend writes you a Dear John letter and your first name happens to be John
- You fly your kite and it immediately lands in a tree
- You make four errors on a single play in baseball
- Your toilet starts to overflow because the water does not go down after being flushed
- You lose your hairpiece during a national televised debate
- You get a call from your mother in law who announces that she is planning to stay in your house for two weeks
- You spend too much time in a tanning booth and end up looking like a shish kabob
