Global warming is nothing more than a scary excuse to force people to do exactly what you want them to do. This becomes highly evident when you are trying to open your front door to go to work in the morning, but it refuses to budge because it is blocked by three feet worth of white global warming. When you are standing outside shivering and shaking, your lips turning blue and your face hurting because it is so cold, you have to laugh in the face of those who insist that global warming is a real concern. If you live someplace warm like Australia, you probably believe in worldwide warming, but up in the frozen tundra, heat is only a distant memory for at least seven or eight months out of the year.
I have read where Scientists have determined that not only is the world not heating up to any extraordinary level, but is in reality, going through a periodic cold spell, something that is actually quite normal for Earth, and quite expected as well. Think of it as “mother nature” with cold feet. That old gal has got to be as single as the day she was born because there is no way any husband is going to tolerate feet like hers on his side of the bed. I hate the term, “mother nature” to begin with, and “global warming” is just as bad. No doubt about it, those phrases are the twins of irritation.
In fact, when people finally stopped believing the concept of “warming”, scientists felt compelled to give us new reasons to fear, so they created a brand new theory…global freezing, or a new ice age, brought about by…(drum roll please)….global warming. No, this isn't just the plot of a sci-fi movie either. It is a real theory based on all kinds of “fact” that someone probably named Bob plucked out of a clear, blue sky one day when he was obviously freezing to death in the frozen tundra somewhere in Minnesota.
20 degrees below zero is not my idea of abnormally summery weather, which inspires me to believe that the people who would have you believe every silly idea that comes down the pike must live in places where it is always warm, like Africa, or Mercury. It seems that if you want to be politically correct these days, all you have to do is rewrite fantasy into reality and pass it off to the mainstream media, and you are all set to enter into world conquest. Well, all I have to say is, my outdoor thermometer and I aren't buying it. Anytime something Earth shattering develops it is either blamed on global warming or the American Republican party. Both are regarded as highly evil that way.
If a Republican is not determined to be responsible for the ills of the world, then it has to be all of humanity that is to blame. Heaven only knows it couldn't just be a natural warming/cooling trend like the ones the Earth has undergone for millennia. No sir. We have to make sure we call a spade a shovel and work hard to prevent whatever it was we need to prevent from ever happening again. Of course, since we usually have no clue what it is we supposedly should not have done, we will, as usual, cause more harm than good. Take, for instance, the Zebra Mussel. These edible bivalve mollusks were “accidentally” brought into America's Great Lakes a few decades ago, apparently attached to plant life, or so the official explanation goes. They are now considered a nuisance.
If the ecologists had just left well enough alone, and not decided to introduce new plant life into an already existing ecosystem, the Great Lakes would not today be totally overrun by these mollusks. But that is the way it always ends up when man thinks he knows better than God. Talk about delusions of grandeur. Thank goodness the mollusks in question are edible, because if they crowd out all the native fauna and flora, they will soon be the only things on the menu. Yum.
I for one, hope that our newest ice age ends quickly because three feet of global warming is way enough for me, even living in the frozen wasteland. Ah, just smell that frozen air! Delightful.
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